The man behind Gary World
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Restoration Hardware Chairman and Co-CEO, Gary Friedman
(Oops! Amend that to former) |
There is a new logo. It's called...
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Or in blog world, Really? Hardly. |
Gary has invented black. Black must be the new Belgian.
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I'm upset with Gary, again. He's taking credit for inventing black.
Recently I proposed to one of my client's that she ebonize, or at least paint black, some of her existing furniture pieces. She thought I was a genius. I hope she doesn't cancel the date for the furniture refinisher to pick up the pieces next week when she finds out it was not an original idea. And, at least she can now get the dining room chairs I proposed. There is now an alternate choice of stain for the legs. She won't have to settle for faux Belgian. Gary invented that too.
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And, according to Gary...
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Words from a genius. |
In Gary World, going green means...
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The upside to this? Hold the books, all 3 volumes, and step on the scale. Now drop them to the floor.
That's right, you can now wear your skinny jeans and have ice cream. Thanks Gary, you are a genius. |
never having to say you're sorry for sending out 5.6 LBS of PEFC-certified forest paper to hundreds of thousands of people. Afterall, it's only twice per year. And as consumers, we are responsible for stopping it. I mean, requested to ask to be removed from the list of...irresponsible people who get this in the mail.
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Gary's picture had to be cropped this year.
But only because he had a lot to say, this political season, on the topics of fearlessness
and hopelessness. But to the latter topic, he's optimistic... |
But seriously Gary, for my effort to be responsible in both my trip to the curb and time on my computer, couldn't you at least put on a different shirt and jacket while you mug for the camera? But, if you do buy a new outfit for next years photo, please recycle responsibly and cover a stool with that leather jacket.